MORFAR IS PISSED OFF

MORFAR IS PISSED OFF

Yesterday evening Morfar penetrated a closed meeting in the house of parliament organised by one of the leading political parties.
The principal feature of the meeting was an address by two of the nation’s master spies: Ingmar Åkesson and Magnus Norell.
These gentlemen tried to convince the audience that the main aim off the new and controversial “Peeping Tom”act, masterminded by the Defence Radio department (FRA) was:
TO DO NO HARM TO ANYBODY.

No interference in the democratic rights of the people.
No violation of integrity or freedom of speech.
No interests in every day criminals, small bomb throwers or economic delinquents.
No tracking of drug barons or other felonious pursuits.
No overhearing (the word overhearing is put in the debate by ill willing journalists).
No problem with European laws concerning privacy and correspondence.
No need for controlling FRA activity or court bugging permission, a.s.o.
To show the simplicity of the work to be done we were repeatedly treated to a large screen presentation of fast streams of uncountable zeros and ones moving from nation one to nation two, over to nation three and four, all the time dropping small squares covered with nonsense signs. The squares felt down in a big funnel and the only thing left to do for our specialists was to pick them out and save the nation. Very easy and harmless. That is how wire-tapping works. No need for concern.

To please the Allians connected audience they talked about their “customers” (kunder) and accentuated that they in spite of the logo and indeed also the name Försvarets Radio Anstalt belonged to a civil organisation.

To be sure that all was going according to good routine some FRA-employees were in the middle of the public, participating freely in the debate on behalf of the FRA-bosses and attempted to influence the opinion of the floor to a positive acceptance of the new law.
But no matter how all was done to minimize the FRA activity and calm down the auditorium, the public did not seem to be convinced and a critical questions rained down on the two 007 copies.
Morfar who expected a good old show of scaring cold war spy competition, was very disappointed by the soft approach of our terror fighting taskforce in general and the schoolteacher attitude of the leaders. More over when they couldn’t/wouldn’t give proper answers to the questions asked.

Morfar is now worrying very much about the safety of the nation and as taxpayer really pissed of.

If anybody wonders why Morfar is writing in a foreign language, it is because he in fear of retaliation doesn’t want FRA spies to read this letter to his faithful readers.
With the recent experience of FRA-competence Morfarjohan reckons that writing in English therefore will do.